Total Medals Earned: 315 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,650 Points
Medals Earned: 15/16 (540/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Play the game during December.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (300/500 points)
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/470 points)
Ollie's Backstory
Solve The Case
Interrogate The Suspects
Identify The Frozen Corpse
Where’d Chip run off to?
A Tale Of Toys And Rats
Battle For Light Vol.1
T'was A Dark Christmas
My Head Hurts And I Have A Dull Pain In My Chest
Merry Christmas!
A Rookie Chasing Shadows and Dead Ends
Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
Fire Behind Her Eyes
Insight And Guidance
Legend of the Yule Cat
I'd Watch Them Squirm, Eyes Wide With Terror
Dove Of Hope
An Addicts Entire Existence Revolves Around Their Next Hit
Master of Horror
They Dwell In The Snow, Hiding From The Eyes Of The World
Delicate, But Tougher Than It Looks
I Could Use Some Soul Saving
Whiskey And Demons Are My Only Companions
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 4/5 (120/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Win the game
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (100/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Quit a song once started